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Australia
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Barking Spider [bärk-ing 'spïder]
Arachnida Farticus
A highly elusive nocturnal species of spider mainly from the Tennessee area (also known as the Tennessee Barking Spider). While no live specimens have been caught in order to be studied, this is the only spider known to man with the capability to 'bark'. These spiders are attracted by the scent of Bratwurst and Sourcrout and also been known to emerge on 'Taco-Tuesdays'.
While you may not see them, you will hear them and at times feel them scurrying through the couch cushions. They use a nauseating, foul odor as a defence mechanism. The Silent Tennessee Barking Spider is a deadly sub-species and should be avoided at all costs.
'Holy sh*t! call Pest Control. We seem to have an infestation of Tennesse Barking Spiders.
I think Bill just got hit by a silent one 'cause I see him convulsing in the corner.'
Description courtesy of Urban Dictionary.
